[Event Post]

[magmaheart]

Probably before demons started invading Domino (or during, Geo's open through 'natural disasters' and 'monster attacks.') you can find him sitting near the back of the bar, looking... quite distressed. He punches numbers into a calculator over and over, then letting out just... the worst noises.

Comments

[magmaheart]

"I am. On the inside."

[remarkablerain]

Why are you dying on the inside?

[magmaheart]

"Look. Alcohol sales. Last July."

He taps on one sheet of paper.

"This July."

The other.

[remarkablerain]

That's... a pretty significant drop. We'll have to readjust our orders...

What do you think's caused this, though?

[magmaheart]

"Pops went sober."

[remarkablerain]

*she pauses. ... and then rubs her head.*

I want to say "good for him", but this is an awkward thing...

[magmaheart]

"That he drank 14.56% of our monthly booze sales?

THAT'S INSANE HE SHOULD'VE DIED A LONG TIME AGO."

Deep breath. More flipping.

"Now... on the other hand. Look at our food sales the last six months compared to the same period last year. It's... Baffling."

[remarkablerain]

*she takes a look over them.

And nearly gawks.*

Wait-- who is eating that much?!

[magmaheart]

"I'm...

Gonna give ya one guess."

[remarkablerain]

... Oh god, it's Trena, isn't it.

[magmaheart]

"...Oh, yeah. I knew I married ya for brains.

I mean, her little crew helps out too, but.

Yeah. Mostly her."

[remarkablerain]

I'm not even sure where she puts all of that!

[magmaheart]

"Energy. She converts it all into pure energy."

[remarkablerain]

Apparently.

... a part of me thinks I should stop her before she regrets it, but... *damn, that is a huge profit margin.*

[magmaheart]

"Will she regret it? Can she even FEEL regret? Does her body process carbs and sugars differently from nearly everything else on the planet?"

[remarkablerain]

I mean...

She is a teenager. I think teenagers and kids process all sugar like it's going to a different dimension.

[magmaheart]

"We need to ask an expert.

...Where's the ball of awkward time travel...?"

[remarkablerain]

If you mean So--

*she clears her throat*

I mean, "Garum", I dunno. He usually shows up more in the afternoon...

[magmaheart]

"... Yeah, Garum.

...yeah. How... how's that going on your end, anyway? Besides weird as hell?"